What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What's wrong with white women?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

How can I move on from my ex?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?